My little sis wanted to write an article,its okay she not as spazzy as me!!!
You know the saying " The best thing since sliced cheese came in personal packages." Well it's not what it's cracked up to be. I mean come on when you take the cheese out of the package that littlecorner of cheese goes missing. Urgh. That's like my biggest pet peeve. So, I plan to revise this saying and turn it into. "The best thing since sliced cheese came in personal packages that didn't tear that itsy bitsy corner off. Cheese is like the main thing on a sandwich and it gets thrown off balance when that little corner's missing. I know this might seem a tad weird to a lot of you, but any one you talk to will tell you the same thing. I took a slight survey, 80% of the people i talked to said they totally understood. Including my sister. The other 20% said they couldn't care less. But that's because they were in the dark before I shined a little light on their little dense worlds. So, the next time you hear someone say that's the best thing since sliced cheese came in personal packages, shine a little light on this subject with them. Thanks for hearing me out. ~Cowbelle~
Note From the Unsmelly Spastic Princess herself: That's my sister! She acts a lot like the Capt. if you can't tell. They both love cheese and Batman, and have to take care of me, because well i'm much to spazzy and melodramatic to handle life myself come on now. Alex is also a fan of cowbelle. So i thought i just let her come on and say her two cents. "