I'm Such A Whore
Published on March 8, 2005 By NotSoSmellySarah In Misc
Okay so there was theese cute little bunnies all playing in a field.....lol.
I wondered what it would be like to whore for points. I really don't even understand the whole point thing, but i just read another Homosexual article and it ticked me off, because all they wanted was points.
What i'm really writing about is the vagina. I read the Vagina Monologues and now i want to perform one. I think it would be cool. No one ever talks about vaginas. I mean the word does sound like an infection. But hey it's a place of beauty, where life is given. Isn't that awesome? i think its awesome. Like sixty five percent of women have never seen their vagina, isn't that sad. Although i've heard that its a complicated process to see it, it sounds like a lot of work. I recomend the Vagina Monologues cause it's speaks of the female anatomy very powerfully.
No one really even says the word vagina. VAGINA!!!! i say it all the time now. It makes some people blush. Some call it cunt, but i don't like that word it makes it sound dirty. I don't like sland words for it. Its the vagina, the clitoris, the vulva and whatever else is down there. I encourage you to read the book and start saying vagina...
Now back to the bunnies......

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on Mar 08, 2005
From a comedian whose name I have forgotten at the moment:

"Vagina sounds like something you call in sick to work with...'Hey, yeah I got vagina....uh huh...it's all over my face.' You know a man had to name it that, if it was a woman it would be something more feminine and powerful like 'eccelsia'. 'If you don't behave you won't get any eccelsia tonight.'"

Heh, heh....I like vaginas too...but I suppose that's normal....however 65% of women never seeing it is strange, all the need is a mirror and some flexibility...though if you have a great deal of one then you don't need the other...

~Zoo
on Mar 08, 2005
The Vagina Monologues is an awesome show. How old are you? Eve Ensler allows college campuses to perform the show for free as long as proceeds go to a local charity which fights violence against women. All shows are to be performed in February in accordance with "V" day or Feb. 14. If you're in college see about putting it on. If there's a university close to you see if they put it on. It's well worth seeing. Glad you liked the book. Vagina's unite!
on Mar 08, 2005
Haha, that's a great thread, i'm gonna say it too:

VAAAAA-GIIIII-NNNNNAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weeeheee!
on Mar 08, 2005
I love the title by the way. Let me say that I too hate the government. But back to the subject at hand....

The vagina. It is a very beautiful thing. I'm surprised that 65% percent of females have not seen their vagina. Puzzling, I wonder would it would be like 65% percent of males who haven't seen their Penis. Hum.....


Anyway, I like the article

-mx-
on Mar 08, 2005
The thing is with women, their vagina doesn't stick up in the air, so it's a little harder to see.

When you are a point-whore, you write things intentionally to get a response from a bunch of people. It boosts your points, and thereby increases your rating. (Check out carebear's Texas Wahine article for reference)

Peace,

Beebes
on Mar 08, 2005
something more feminine and powerful like 'eccelsia'.


hmmmm did he mean ecclesia?

church vs sheath? too much for my brain

on Mar 08, 2005
I recently watched the Vagina Monologues with my wife, and we loved it. Excellent post, have an "insightful" on me, you point whore.
on Mar 08, 2005
The thing is with women, their vagina doesn't stick up in the air, so it's a little harder to see.


Wow, that's a nice thought, Alex....

hmmmm did he mean ecclesia?


I'm not sure I even spelled that right....just kind of how it sounded...

~Zoo
on Mar 08, 2005
I wondered what it would be like to whore for points. I really don't even understand the whole point thing, but i just read another Homosexual article and it ticked me off, because all they wanted was points.


WRONG! I don't even care about points. That's why I don't know my ranks. So, what was the point of it? To officially proclaim that I don't think homosexuals are going to go to hell because of their homosexuality anymore than anybody will go to hell because of their sins.
P.S. I love vagina too, but I prefer to call it tang.
on Mar 08, 2005
PS messybuu, she didnt mention your name...
on Mar 08, 2005
Here have another 5 points on me Sarah, i'm in a very generous mood
on Mar 08, 2005
excelsior
on Mar 08, 2005
I love the title of this article. Not what I was expecting when I clicked on it. Great article though. I agree not enough people say vagina. vagina, vagina, vagina. (reminds me of the movie Kindergarten Cop. "Girls have vaginas, boys have a penis.")
on Mar 09, 2005
excelsior


smile when ya say that cowboy (maybe add a couple exclamation points as well)
on Mar 09, 2005
Pardon my nitpicking, but shouldn't Excelsior be capitalized, for it is that good!
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